If you could only take what you could load in your arms, in your car, in the event of a disaster what would it be?I'm settled in at my friends house, knee bandaged and up, a jug of fresh water, a sandwich already made up for me for lunch. I also have the most necessary of guardian angels, with extra magazines, all within reach. I was able to get through the night without the hydrocodone, though the knee seems to be made, not of joint and bone and muscle, but gunpowder, barbed wire and scorpions. I'm not used to being laid up, my body laying with the ache of geometry chasing the dreams of movement from my body. I want to be up and moving, tossing the day back like a shot of Jameson.
I'm not going to be walking, or driving for a few days. EJ went to work, offering to stay and tend to me, but he just got back from business in the Middle East and I know he's busy. I have a computer and a stack of movies that he left for me to entertain myself, even as I eye the bottle of pain meds that lay a Remington's length from my hand.
Mel Brooks History of the World Part I, Alamo, True Grit, Blazing Saddles, High Noon, Pirates of the Caribbean , The Professionals, Duck Soup (Marx Brothers, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Life of Brian, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Raiders of the Lost Ark, To Have and To Have Not, Key Largo, Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, old movies, classic movies.
Looking around this tidy, historic home, I notice intricate wood lovingly restored, an old steamer trunk, artifacts from journeys around the world, the viscera of words, drawings and maps, a sheet laying across the futon like a lover's shirt. On the wall, pictures of railway trains, posters, anatomizing mighty machines, veined with steam, and joints of steel. I think about my own little home. Sitting here, with just a small overnight bag, I realized I've downsized greatly in the last two years. Through sale or just giving it to friends in need, I have probably gotten rid of half my possessions. What I have now will fit in a two bedroom house, nothing more. I occasionally look at photos of the showpiece that was my previous home and feel a twinge of "wow, that's beautiful". But I wasn't really happy there, it took all my time, all my money and the only people that were impressed by such luxury were the kind of people I didn't give a rip whether they were impressed or not.
Smaller is better, everything paid for, the things I have left around me, only the most meaningful, possessions that speak of history, not ego. But looking at some wiring that needed updating in my place, I thought, what if the place caught fire some night or a flood was imminent, some sort of disaster. What would I take with me? Books, pictures, a soft blue shirt, badges of damage, and ribbons of courage.
Most things can be replaced, clothes, videos, a lot of the books, music, cookbooks. A lot of our photos today are on a hard drive backed up somewhere, not a photo album. But there are those you can't replace, photos of parents and children and memories captured in small frames, in small heartbeats of time you can't get back. It's small crafted things, made for you by others, your favorite old firearm. It's your life and you only have a moment to grab those things that confirm you're alive, those archeologies of dreams.
First would be Barkley; get him out and in the truck. He knows two phrases well, "Treat" and "Load Up" and in an emergency will jump up into the back cab of my large truck on command. If I had time, I'd grab the briefcase with the paper trail of my life, the pistol next to the bed, and whatever precious things are on the nightstand, my Mom's picture, my badge and my wallet. I'd also take, if I could, something that would make absolutely no sense to anyone but myself. I'd take a beat up stuffed lion that stands guard.
The story goes back to Christmas, when I was very little.
There were always wrapped presents under the tree, but in the morning there would be those just from Santa that would be unwrapped and laying on the big brick bench around the fireplace. It was usually something
good, to go with the stocking loot. We'd wake up Mom and Dad around 5:30 and they'd come dragging out to watch us look at wonder on that which we'd been given, shreds of wrapping paper scattered on the floor like spent brass.
I initially got the prerequisite baby doll stuff, but my parents soon learned I was more of a "action toy" type of girl. I later grew to love the trains, my Daisy rifle and Leggos but one plush toy sort of stole my little heart when I was so very little and he and I were inseparable for years.
It was Larry the Lion. I got him for Christmas one year when I was toddling around on
chubby legs and never let go. I swear I will NEVER be one of those women who covers their beds or the back window of their car with stuffed animals. The only stuffed animals on my wall are of the whitetail and antelope variety. But for Larry I'd make an exception.
Larry talked, and not the "goo goo gaa gaa" of the annoying girl dolls, Larry talked tough, in Mel Blancs voice (Bugs Bunny anyone?) When you pulled his string he said about 12 different things: “I’m ferocious, aren’t I?” and “(growl) OOOH! I scared myself!” "I'm a very very very brave Lion.. grrrr". When he spoke, his whole mouth moved, a soft plastic lions mouth that would gently give me a make believe kiss goodnight.
Larry Lion was my favorite stuffed companion for several years. Then he was put aside as I discovered adventure that lay outside my playroom, launching myself like rapture from treelimbs, building models and trains, a carpenter of light and noise. And that was fine by me, until I turned 13, and stuffed animals among young teenagers were suddenly cool. But Larry was nowhere to be found.
I was certain my older brother had taken him hostage; holding him out in the playhouse or another secret fortress, waiting to trade him for something valuable. I also knew that wherever he was secreted, he was waiting for me. Listening, head tilted if he could, quietly saying in the dark and stillness, “I’m a very, very, very brave lion.” remaining brave and true until I rescued him.
But he was just gone, never to be seen again. When I told the brother I thought he had taken him, that he was missing, he got that expression, sudden, intent, concerned that you just can't fake. He had a penchant for practical jokes but he wouldn't hurt me for the world. But I missed Larry, with that awareness of pages missing, longing with the unbridled hope of children, even if I was much older. I tried to act like it was no big deal, being a cool teenager and all, bluffing my way into impending adulthood. But after combing the house for him I went into my room and cried, sound rupturing from someplace deep inside. I cried hard, perhaps because I had to cry quiet, perhaps because I felt the way about tears as I did about weakness, don't show it, but if you do, get it over and done with, quick, before anyone sees.
I looked one last time around the house a few years ago, funny how some things just stay with you, but he was gone. My Mom died when I was still fairly young. My biggest fear was that after she died, Dad had gotten rid of so many things of hers that were hard for him to see, touch and feel. A putting away of memories that he believed were his to dispose of as he pleased, but were still connected to my siblings and I by tiny strands of touch and smell, that would bring Mom back to us in those quiet moments when we'd sneak into a closet to touch what was gone. Things we needed, things no longer there. I don't blame him, he dealt with his grief in the way he could. But other than her Badge from the Sheriff's department, some cookie molds and her housecoat, all her clothes and personal things were given away, the crafts and artwork she did, gone, as if she'd painted a door and walked through it, never to return.
I figured Larry accidentally went out in that general removal of pain for my Dad. As I entered adulthood and learned of loss of my own, I totally understood, even as I mourned with unrequitable lovers urge, the dismantling of white picket fences and happy endings.
Until last year, when I got a box from my hometown. In cleaning out an old hatbox way up in a closet in the guest bedroom, shortly before she passed away, my Stepmom had found him. Harriet and Dad were together a lot of years and she loved me as if I were her own and she knew how much I'd looked for him. She carefully wrapped him up and shipped him to me.
Larry arrived, carefully carried by the UPS man. I opened the box in an afternoon as quiet as the closet he had been hidden in, gently unfolding him from the tissue paper, still missing a whisker. He was a little dusty, needing a comb for his mane and smelling of the sleep of reason that is childhood. When I pulled him carefully from the box, his head seemed tipped to one side as if he were listening for someone, if only in my imagination.
Surprisingly, he can still talk, as clearly as he did years ago and I pulled his string again and again, laughing like a child.
In the rush of work, the sale of my big house and all the upheaval of moving and caring for my Dad, Larry was sort of ignored. But like all true things, he was always there, waiting quietly in the wings until I was ready. Until one night, I'd come in from a day out in the field, one of those days that follows you home, leaving invisible footprints from the door to your bed, where you walk in circles all night in your sleep, looking for that one thing you missed. Such days are hard, having to be tough, having to be impersonal, not knowing who is watching, if the media is nearby, brain deeply engaged, but heart floating spectral above the immense yet demarcated ruin, filled with the voice of fire and grieving water.
I'd liked to have talked to someone that night, but it was late, and my friends, some here, some on the other side of the world, would all be asleep. As I walked through the house, I saw the shadow on the wall, the well rubbed ears, the little ring on the string, and pulled him close to me. I've spent the day being tough, watching fate arrange the remains of whats left, like a still life. I've spent longer than that proving that such things don't leave on me the bruises of stories unfinished, that I don't get too attached to anything or any one. But I do, with a capacity that has surprised me greatly, finding out emotion is not a measurable container.
So, there I was, a grown woman, breathing deep the small form of a well loved stuffed toy with a ratty mane and a whisker missing. There are no words for time, when holding something that is prescious, however untranslatable. Holding on tight because he's all I could hold on to, in that moment, sticking my face down into his fur and for that instant, being small and strong at the same moment.
I looked out onto a night that resists words, and to a photo by the bed of someone so very far away. With a small smile, I gave the string another quick pull as I held him close, if only to remind ourselves, that we were both still . . very, very brave.
Officer, I was just fetching my toy.
Ship? What ship? I didn't see any ship, we're just playing with a ball.
Chasing it was more fun than catching it.
Hey, I always choose wisely.
Even worse, with the AARP card, came an envelope from the Scooter Store (with FREE mobility assessment). Actually this last week, I did use one of the store scooters at the big box mart as there was no way I could get through the store on crutches for what I needed for the house prior to doing the surgery thing. Although friends visiting offered to go buy everything I needed, I wanted to see if I could do it myself once we got there.
Then it's time to put the "A" in "AARP".
Next the Membership Card itself.
12/29/2011
I had surgery less than 12 months ago. So, when am I officially Borg?
In every family there is usually one child that has that deep seated curiosity that sets him or her apart from the others. Sometimes it's as subtle as a lot of "why" questions, sometimes it's finding out your child asked for new stock components for the AR15 from Santa. But for you new parents (Brigid Jr., already has her own AR15 to play with) here are some helpful hints to recognize if your child is going down the path of saving the world, one evil mad scientist experiment at a time.
You want to avoid overheating as well. If you sweat into your clothes, that damp will decrease the insulation quality of the fabric and as the sweat evaporates, your body cools. If you start getting sweaty, open your jacket up a bit, or remove an inner layer of clothing or take off your gloves for just a minute. Hands, like the head can really dissipate the heat.
Now time for the winter kit or the kit that goes on any trip away from developed areas. Swiss Army knife, food high in in fat/protein and carbs, water for at least 3 days, a metal container to melt snow, waterproof matches (in a waterproof container), a backup lighter, a compass, waterproof ground cloth and cover, flashlight, 60 hour emergency candle, water purification tablets, something to signal for help (a mirror to augment the flares), an extra warm shirt or jacket and an extra warm blanket. (I throw in a sleeping bag alongside as well). Also, a bright colored warm hat to wear and something else bright colored to wear or hang from an antenna. Warm, waterproof boots, gloves, tape, string and hand sanitizer. Why? Cleanliness will keep you from risking dehydration with an upset tummy, sanitizer can also disinfect a wound and be used in starting a fire. This is in addition to the box of Kleenex and wet naps I usually have in the car.
Every man who runs a traction engine ought to know something of the magnitude of the force he is working with. He ought to know something about the strength of materials in his boiler and engine. He ought to know the exact construction of every part of his machine. He ought to know how to make all the necessary repairs and make all necessary adjustments and he ought to be familiar with the scientific laws governing every operation of an engine or any of its parts.
I am home from Illinois to see my Doc for a referral to "ortho guy". I'm not used to being a passenger in the bat truck but there was no way I could flex the right foot and knee to handle the land barge.
Tomorrow will be likely an MRI on the knee and picking up packages that are waiting at the UPS store. I have a couple holiday cooking and cookie posts to come up though even if I didn't get any Christmas shopping done this week as planned. But I'm not complaining. The knee will heal, I have friends, both furry and non furry, making sure I'm safe, a warm, snug house to stay in, and, even if I have to hop all the way up there, plans over the holidays with Midwest Chick, Mr. B., and the Og family.
If you could only take what you could load in your arms, in your car, in the event of a disaster what would it be?
First would be Barkley; get him out and in the truck. He knows two phrases well, "Treat" and "Load Up" and in an emergency will jump up into the back cab of my large truck on command. If I had time, I'd grab the briefcase with the paper trail of my life, the pistol next to the bed, and whatever precious things are on the nightstand, my Mom's picture, my badge and my wallet. I'd also take, if I could, something that would make absolutely no sense to anyone but myself. I'd take a beat up stuffed lion that stands guard.
chubby legs and never let go. I swear I will NEVER be one of those women who covers their beds or the back window of their car with stuffed animals. The only stuffed animals on my wall are of the whitetail and antelope variety. But for Larry I'd make an exception.
