Monday, June 20, 2011
"Splody!" - A Trip to the Powder Room
Some women deal with stress or other angst by traditional methods. Ice cream. Shopping. Good old fashioned tears. Tried that. Doesn't work.
I prefer blowing something up.
Black powder therapy. Cannon ready. Range style.
You just need a few spare parts from the shed, garage, or evil laboratory and perhaps a friend or relative to divide the blame. And a golf ball
The golf ball is essential.
Now I'm not going to explain how to build one. Sure enough I'd leave out one step, someone would lose an eye and the next thing you know, I'd have 5 drooling personal injury lawyers on my porch (zombies!).
Do your homework, check your state and local laws for restrictions on such things (many modern subdivisions have a "no cannons" covenant). Don't mix blackpowder with tequila, alpacas or enclosed areas. But there are directions on the net on a number of legal, family-friendly, build this science experiment in your garage kind of websites and there are even golf ball cannons for sale, that look like something out of Bladerunner (and are about $280 and up).
With the right amount of black powder, dry, losely packed material (yes that is cloth) and a quick but thorough check of the area to make sure no people, animals, news choppers, Conservatives, or Girl Scouts with cookies are in the line of fire.
Almost 1000 feet. You couldn't even see it go. Of course, the successful first strike raised the question.
What would this thing do with aircraft gun sights? Then, with sights, you could take it deer hunting. Kill AND gut the deer in one. . . . . no never mind. I still haven't heard the end of this
Beats the hell out of shopping.